Our Seoul Apartment

Dear MTV,

I am writing to express my interest in having my apartment featured on an episode of your hit television show, Cribs. I honestly feel that my apartment not only has the size, but the pizazz and contents to compete with other properties featured on your show such as that of Ja Rule's, Ludacris or even Mariah Carey.

I would appreciate if you could take the time to consider the following video.

Thank you so much for your time and I eagerly await your response.

Sincerely,

Gilad Cohen